Watching Louie makes me feel better, not only because Louis CK makes me laugh and laughing releases endorphins but also because it makes me think, “I may be depressed, but at least I’m not a depressed, divorced, balding middle-aged man.”?
"Do you know how many times I’ve had to FedEx myself marijuana??"
— Chelsea Handler
"The CrossFit people are too excited about their workouts. They’re like, ‘I do CrossFit! My life is so much better! I do CrossFit!’ I smoked weed and ate a sandwich today, my life is so much better than yours."
— Josh Wolf on Chelsea Lately
"Fred: “Everyone on the Internet, they’re not having as great a time as you think they are.”
Carrie: “I guess people are just cropping out all the sadness."